Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Women drivers...

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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