- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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