What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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