- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Sarah Palin.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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