How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Black people.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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