wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

12 niqqa 12.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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