Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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An man walks to a bra

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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