thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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