- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Cheese

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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