- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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