- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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