- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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