Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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