Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

hi mom

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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