- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

9/11

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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