- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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