What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I love pissing people off :P

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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