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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A woman walks into a bar.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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