- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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