whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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