- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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