What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Pickle

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I just threw up..In my pants.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Lindsay Lohan

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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