- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Christ is a conspiracy

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Charlie Sheen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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