- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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