- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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