Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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