- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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