- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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