So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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You just read this ..

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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