Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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John Cena

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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