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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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