how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Homo say what?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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