Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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