Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How about that airline food?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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I'm rick james bitch

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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