- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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