Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Bitch

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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