Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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