What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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RUN

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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