What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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