"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

how much fish could a chicken

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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