- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

call me maybe.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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