- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Women's rights.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

And you honored it I see :P

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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