- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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