- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What is green and slow Grass.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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