- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

This is an anti- joke

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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