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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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