- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Poop.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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