- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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