What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Pickle

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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