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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What do you say to a rock? Meow

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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