- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

here's a joke... the american education society

I'm Coming

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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