You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A fat guy!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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