- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

flavin's head

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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