whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Chlamydia

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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