- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

black people

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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