- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Here's a joke for you, my life...

mikey is cute

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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