- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

mikey is cute

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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