Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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