whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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