- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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