Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I enjoy Popcorn

My three children are three big mistakes.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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