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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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