Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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