- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Jordan is pregant

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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