- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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