What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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