- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is white and long? A New York winter

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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