- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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